It’s the question that keeps you up at night, after you’ve binged through your favorite series and are left alone with nothing but your thoughts and a slightly snoring partner. Is your love built to last or is it time to call a relationship roadside assistance? A certain dating expert has crept into the spotlight with a flashlight, guiding lost souls with their five clues that signal your romantic boat is more like the Titanic post-iceberg.

First off, peek into your crystal ball and ask if your visions for the future align. If your dream house involves a picket fence and theirs is an RV, you might have issues. And do you get an Oscar nod when pretending to care about their passions? If yes, tune up your acting skills, because the expert suggests indifference is a no-go for long-term love. Also, if your bicker-to-kiss ratio is higher than that of a reality TV couple, you might be in trouble. Lastly, if you find more sparks in a wet matchbook than in your chemistry, and your trust-o-meter is broken, it’s possibly time to hit the love eject button.

As harsh as it sounds, perhaps it’s not all doom and gloom. Knowing what doesn’t work could be the first step towards fixing what can—or at least saving you from a future with someone who thinks anchovies are a great pizza topping. The choice, as they say, is yours!